Dear Jamaica Inn’s English Pub,
Hello again! We had such a wonderful time this past January when we visited. Can’t thank you enough for accomodating my son Mike’s dietary restriction. I know it’s rare but he can truly only eat beef. The doctors say he may have overlapping DNA with jaguars. But I digress.
I’m writing to ask if we can please reorder a print we purchased in your gift shop. It’s the one with the dogs relieving themselves against a wall. Not the one with the german shepherd taking a dump on the dandelion. Ours is the one with the Scottish terrier taking a leak onto a drawing of two lovers’ hearts, and the boxer pissing so hard at the wall that his pee is splashing off and a little bit is going into the pekingese’s mouth. So cute!
Please don’t ask what happened to the first one we bought. The less said, the better.
With Fond Regards,
The Ogilvies, Madison, WI